executive Friday

n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.

v. To take an executive Friday

I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.

by misskj March 15, 2009

Executive Rodeo

The art of two guy friends convincing a sexy and well dressed female business executive to take an unexpected afternoon break while still at her office. The Executive Rodeo involves the business woman hiking up her skirt and riding one of the guys in the Reverse Cowgirl position, while the other guy stands above her and lets her suck his cock. Best when the sexy business woman is wearing sexy business attire (preferably a jacket and skirt on the outside and a full lingerie set with crotchless panties underneath). More exciting to perform at the corporate office, but the home office works just as well.

My buddy and I stopped by her office and convinced her to let us give her an Executive Rodeo

by The MILF hunting game warden February 2, 2023

executive producer

"The producer of the game."

- Jesse Wellens

"I got my boy Marcus here. He's the executive producer. He produces the game."

by anonkm June 27, 2017

executive delay

The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.

Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.

by pigfarmer April 2, 2009

executive assistant

Being a glorified bitch boy. They often refer to themselfs
as the "E.A." . However a nutless monkey can do his
job.

The Managers sent the Executive Assistant to pick up their
$400.00 shoes from the store.

by button pusher March 19, 2011

executive order

Unless its Trumps E.O. and a bunch of American hating Americans against him. Executive orders are orders issued by United States Presidents and directed towards officers and agencies of the Federal government of the United States. Executive orders have the full force of law, based on the authority derived from statute or the Constitution itself.

Trump signed a second executive order to save us.However obama's home state's federal judge the china looking guy blocked it.

by jayn3al March 19, 2017

Executive Stiletto

To be sabatoged by a higher ranking company official(s) in order to get you to resign because they have no plausable way to terminate you and are threatened by your possible success.

Mr. Jones is playing a game of executive stiletto. He knows I can do my job and do it well. The highers ups know who really produces for the company and he feels threatened by my performance.

by MrsH04 July 24, 2011