The sexual act of spitting into the lover's mouth after an evening's meal.
Not to be confused with Thursday Afternoon.
Not to be confused with Thursday Afternoon.
Me and my wife gave each other a Tuesday Evening after we had Chinese Fast food.
Wife: Hey baby do you want another Tuesday Evening?
Husband: No, I'm good.
Wife: Hey baby do you want another Tuesday Evening?
Husband: No, I'm good.
by HobGoblin65 October 24, 2011
Get the Tuesday Eveningmug. Evening the odds is to jump off a building and into a car that turns into a somehow non-lethal tank in a city thats only filled with criminal scum, an army, a man who hates clowns and wants to kill you, and a man that blames getting his face eaten by a mutant crocodile man with a “killer stick” on you for no reason.
“The City’s Overrun. We don’t stand a chance.”
-“Stay here. I’ll send someone to pick you up.”
“What are you doing?”
-“Evening the odds.”
-“Stay here. I’ll send someone to pick you up.”
“What are you doing?”
-“Evening the odds.”
by The last galaxy March 9, 2023
Get the evening the oddsmug. A unit of measurement similar to a man-hour, but taking place in Las Vegas and involving more hookers.
Note: Rainman-Evenings are typically used to measure how to divide a hotel room's cost amongst several people:
Note: Rainman-Evenings are typically used to measure how to divide a hotel room's cost amongst several people:
"All right, so Tom, Paul, Jim, and Ben are going to be staying in the DaddySuite for 3 nights, Mike for 2 nights, and "the Bone" is in for 1 night... that brings us a grand total of 15 Rainman-Evenings... Ben, you figure out how much per night that is, now who is next on the hooker?"
by tBCSeattle1 February 27, 2009
Get the Rainman-Eveningmug. Similar to morning glory, wherein you suddenly find yourself with a throbbing erection out of nowhere, except it occurs in the evening, largely between the hours of 19.00 and 23.00.
The causes of evening glory are uncertain; indeed, a bout of it can spring up from nowhere. Alike morning glory, it lasts for an unknown amount of time, and can make certain situations very awkward.
One can deal with evening glory in a similar fashion to its morning variety: waiting for it to slowly descend by thinking of old women, in the hope that this doesn't spur it on, or by embarking upon that great beast of a ship more commonly known as sex. Evening sex is superb.
The causes of evening glory are uncertain; indeed, a bout of it can spring up from nowhere. Alike morning glory, it lasts for an unknown amount of time, and can make certain situations very awkward.
One can deal with evening glory in a similar fashion to its morning variety: waiting for it to slowly descend by thinking of old women, in the hope that this doesn't spur it on, or by embarking upon that great beast of a ship more commonly known as sex. Evening sex is superb.
"Oh my goodness, Eastenders is just about to begin, yet I have a case of evening glory," said Sebastian.
"Let's deal with that first, then," said Hannah.
"Let's deal with that first, then," said Hannah.
by biddlecombe999 March 24, 2010
Get the Evening Glorymug. A nice dinner consisting of top choice sirloin followed by anal sex with ass to mouth finish completing a fantastic evening
by hand banana January 22, 2015
Get the A evening with Victormug. Hey John, I hate when you look so big from both far and near. John replies, 'even more' I love being big all around.
by Cliffstar November 3, 2010
Get the Even moremug. A Nine Inch Nails done off the left side of Halo 14, The Fragile. #8
While this album had a rocky beginning it has gained momentum in the NIN community as a masterpiece.
While this album had a rocky beginning it has gained momentum in the NIN community as a masterpiece.
Do you know how far this has gone? Just how damaged have I become? When I think I can overcome
It runs even deeper..
It runs even deeper..
by REBel Siren January 14, 2021
Get the Even Deepermug.