You ok?
I am now.
We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
I am now.
We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
by YAWA April 20, 2021
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They are funny, loving and very very hot!!
It’s so easy to fall in love with this person, there’s just something about their energy that’s so wholesome and pure. You’ll want to hold them in your arms and never let them go. They are a big baby that should be handeled with care.
And you should really never let Ester go because there’s no one like them in the world!
Ester makes everyone’s lives brighter :)
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A asexually reproduced species that constantly urinates. Usually, the Easterly species require a pee bucket to satisfy their wrinkly fore skin’s tingling sensation.
Found in the Easter Islands, thus the name Easterly.
A male parental figure of an easterly dies off after reproduction. Due to the how the female’s sexual organ is uniquely designed, it causes the male to be penetrated from the bottom. When this happens, the male will try to escape but by doing so causes self amputation.
Easterlys have very large “sound sacks” which are used to attract mates. Sometimes male Easterlys compete to make the highest sound possible, trying to win over the female.
The urine that an Easterly produces is golden yellow and is plentiful of E.Coli
Note: An Easterly is VERY territorial and will attack when unprovoked. Easterlys have neon yellow to golden hair that cover the top of their heads. The hair is described to be puffy and is close to the appearance of an Afro wig. Easterlys have protruding teeth and glowing red pimples. When they are popped warm liquid will flow out of the hole.
Found in the Easter Islands, thus the name Easterly.
A male parental figure of an easterly dies off after reproduction. Due to the how the female’s sexual organ is uniquely designed, it causes the male to be penetrated from the bottom. When this happens, the male will try to escape but by doing so causes self amputation.
Easterlys have very large “sound sacks” which are used to attract mates. Sometimes male Easterlys compete to make the highest sound possible, trying to win over the female.
The urine that an Easterly produces is golden yellow and is plentiful of E.Coli
Note: An Easterly is VERY territorial and will attack when unprovoked. Easterlys have neon yellow to golden hair that cover the top of their heads. The hair is described to be puffy and is close to the appearance of an Afro wig. Easterlys have protruding teeth and glowing red pimples. When they are popped warm liquid will flow out of the hole.
John: Let’s go see some Easterlys at the zoo!
Father: Sorry son, but I have to dig a hole 6 feet deep at the construction site today.
Father: Sorry son, but I have to dig a hole 6 feet deep at the construction site today.
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“A SCHOOL THAT IS TERRIBLE FOR KIDS”DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. TEACHERS AND OR GUIDANCE COUNSELORS DO NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND BEHAVIOR. TEACHERS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. OTHER TEACHERS GIVE STUDENTS A+ FOR SITTING AND EATING AND PLAYING ON PHONES WHEN THE REST OF THW CLASS DOES HARD WORK THAT THE TEACHER DOESN'T TEACH. I’M WARNING ALL OF YOU... DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE
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