lobbyist ethics

the world's shortest college course

1. u know about lobbyist ethics?
2. those don't exist
1. exactly

by people eat ice cream April 26, 2021

Ethicates

Combination of ethics and Etiquettes.

The epitome of manners.

He has a lot of ethicates.

by Potato_99 December 26, 2021

Ethical Gooning

A moral debate or consideration to have when picking a topic, fictional character, or person to masturbate or 'goon' to, be it regarding mindset, physical appearance or conditions.

Guy 1: Dude, even if that anime girl is 8000 years old, she looks and acts like a little girl! I'm not gooning to children!

Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!

by uksho February 14, 2025

Ethical Gooner

A gooner who only goons to Rule 34 of a fictional character that they understand and that they know is over the age of 18.

Hey wanna goon to Jaiden Animations?
Nah, I'm an ethical gooner, I only goon to fictional characters. Can we goon to Fenneko instead?

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy February 12, 2025

Systematically Violating Mental Health Ethics Standards

THE AI ISN'T THE ONLY ONE! RIGHT YOUTUBE!?

Hym "AI Chatbots aren't the only ones known for systematically violating mental health ethics standards. Isn't that right YouTube bitches? How about this: You do something about the YouTubers. I'll do something about your mental health standards. How does that sound?"

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

The most ethical and moral

If you qualify what you're doing with this statement... It makes it perfectly fine.

Child molester "I conduct child molestation in the most ethical and moral way possible! I do what I like to call a 'Knock' where I tap my weiner on their butthole BEFORE I molest them to let them know their about to be molested."

Serial Killer "You see, I murder women in the most ethical and moral way possible. More so than any other serial killer."

Slave owner "I'm the most ethical and moral slave owner this side of the Mississippi. Yeah I'm doing what I'm doing. But I'm doing it in the most ethical and moral way possible."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

non-ethical monogamy

A monogamous arrangement sustained without honesty, respect, or consent, where exclusivity is maintained (or violated) in ways that undermine ethical considerations such as trust, autonomy, and agency.

My boyfriend practices non-ethical monogamy so I am not allowed to leave the basement.

by larryharvey August 26, 2025