equipancion

fear of equal spaces

Standing in this dorm room, I'm overcome by equipancion.

by Dropclaw December 29, 2007

equiptonite

Inferior-quality guns, other weapons, radios, etc. issued to soldiers in the US Army. From EQUIPment + krypTONITE.

What's going on? We pukes only get the equiptonite! How are we supposed to fight this war?!

by pentozali March 25, 2008

Equiption

A word said by a female referring to a males penis during orgasmic sexual intercourse.

I love your equiption.

by Fourtwelve February 10, 2010

equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse

dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

Equitearoones

The repetitive relapse of a relationship, involving two people who fall in and out of love with each other on a regular basis.

Person one - Hey Bill and Julie are going out again

Person two - Really? That's like five times.

Person one - I know, Bill always Equitearoones with his girls

by WordCreation1 January 12, 2014

equine strike

During intercourse the act of periodically pulling out your shlong and slapping her across the face with it to make sure she knows who's the boss

I had to deliver multiple equine strikes to my girlfriend who wanted to text while fucking.

by Horse bacon July 25, 2016

equiPOTUScy

The personal quality or state of competency to politically lead a country just as good as the incumbent 'Leader of the American Societal Theatre (LAST).

Hey dude, can you teach the international community how to collectively gain equiPOTUScy in order to face that Falsehood of an American President (FAP)?

by EndgamePuncher September 3, 2017