Epstein's Dozen

A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14

I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.

by Frenchtard October 19, 2023

Epsteining

Epsteining. To perv around.

Friend 1: Dude where's Joe?
Friend 2: He's Epsteining.

by Tango Mango October 24, 2020

Epstein Files

yeah they totally dont exist

"the epstein files arent real" - government

by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025

Epsteinism

Of or related to the convicted sexual predator Jeffrey Epsten.

The investigation into Donald Trump's relationship with convicted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein featured many Epsteinisms which could not be ignored.

by MikesMultiMedia July 18, 2025

Epstein Shit

Epstein shit is when you unapologetically use people as assets, are on your sigma grindset, and are really touching paper. Similar to “bag chasing” but on a more elite (((connected))) level. The phrase was coined by @leadingains on X

I’m on my Epstein Shit nigga!

by anonymous March 18, 2025

Epstein Files

The Epstein files are something the US government refuses to release, because it would incriminate too many wealthy and powerful people from across the globe.

Release the Epstein files, Donald, you kid diddler.

by This is my handle okay July 17, 2025

Mr. Jeffrey Epstein

Having underage sex slave party’s where Hollywoods cultists molest kiddy’s and perform sacrifices and feast on adreamacrome extracted by horrific acts on the innocent children

Mr. Jeffrey Epstein, it is time to tell the world who the real rulers are. Stop with the sextime and the kiddy cats

by Gmoneymight May 22, 2023