Ephalumpus

a: Description of a tree that is leaning.

n: Someone who is very over protective and paranoid about their materialistic items.

a: I think you should try climbing this tree. you won't hurt yourself if you fall since it's ephalumpus.

n: The boy was very ephalumpus, considering he won't let me touch his new computer without worrying about it breaking.

by mistermacbook April 12, 2010

EmHead

big fan of eminem \ slim shady

an emhead could be someone who instantly starts rapping along when he hears em

by theotherrealslimshady August 9, 2010

ephelepsy

an ephelis is a freckle in greek. An epheleptic is a person who suffers from hundreds of freckles, ephelepsy.

Julianne Moore, the hot, freckled, red-headed actress, suffers from horrible ephelepsy.

by DoctorV April 7, 2011

Epheplump

A guy who used to be cool but then got fat and shaved his head.

Simon has turned into such an epheplump these days.

by ihatefats May 16, 2011

ephemelous

(adj.) The deep, shameless sense of satisfaction you get out of reading an FML (at FMyLife.com), possibly because FMLs give you hope that there are people out there whose life sucks more than yours.

(adv.) ephemelously

Today, I woke up in the morning to great ephemelous joy when I read the FML of a guy who sniffed his own underwear and had an instant hard-on. EFEMEL

by nnn666 September 24, 2011

ephemerable

Having the quality of fleetingness; having the likelihood or ability to become ephemeral

Kindle books are speculated to be ephemerable after their mysterious disappearance from users' devices.

by yourfatherandfriends May 28, 2013

ephratah

the coolest person on earth . she’s funny ash and has no filter sometimes but she is a great friend. she’s stubborn ash too. but she’s a simple girl just kidding she not 😭

“damn i will kill to have your mom in my bed” “ephratah what’s ur addy?” “i’m tryna see what ur moms up too”

by ephratahissofuckingcoolbro November 24, 2021