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1. like or characteristic of a person born with-in the dates March 21 to April 20
2. More specifically, like or characteristic of the certain traits associated with an Aries.
Common traits being: positive connotation Courageous, being a Leader, Confident, negative connotation Aggressive, Reckless, Selfish, and/or Impatient.
3. Even more specifically, being related to or similar to Aries, the heroine from the book “Aries Rising” by E S Pearl. Usually only in times of urgency by someone who is only temporarily commanding.
Common traits being: Commanding, Impatient, Generous, Tired Parent vibes, Used.
2. More specifically, like or characteristic of the certain traits associated with an Aries.
Common traits being: positive connotation Courageous, being a Leader, Confident, negative connotation Aggressive, Reckless, Selfish, and/or Impatient.
3. Even more specifically, being related to or similar to Aries, the heroine from the book “Aries Rising” by E S Pearl. Usually only in times of urgency by someone who is only temporarily commanding.
Common traits being: Commanding, Impatient, Generous, Tired Parent vibes, Used.
Guy : Did you see Johnny jump off of that cliff?
Girl : Yeah, I’ve never seen him be so Aries-esque!
Johnny: You two! I need you down here! Come immediately!
Guy: Sure, Bucko! *jumps in with him*
Girl: Of course, my Dreamboat! *falls off the side of the cliff into Johnny’s arms*
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“He snapped in a commanding, Aries-esque tone.” -Aries Rising, ESPearl
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“Geez Kathy, even though you’re a Leo, you act so Aries-esque.” - Anon
Girl : Yeah, I’ve never seen him be so Aries-esque!
Johnny: You two! I need you down here! Come immediately!
Guy: Sure, Bucko! *jumps in with him*
Girl: Of course, my Dreamboat! *falls off the side of the cliff into Johnny’s arms*
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“He snapped in a commanding, Aries-esque tone.” -Aries Rising, ESPearl
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“Geez Kathy, even though you’re a Leo, you act so Aries-esque.” - Anon
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Before Mary decided to saddle up to the stud, she made sure to pack some extra-large condoms that would fit his equestriaschlong.
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"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"
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"Worse, we got a canine equestrian extravaganza on our hands."
"Damn."
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