Eleven-o-clock Dan

That one friend who always drops by at exactly eleven-o-clock.

Dude 1: Hey, what time is it?
Dude 2: I dunno, have you seen eleven-o-clock Dan yet?
Dude 1: Nope. Guess it's ten-thirty.

by satyrcynic March 31, 2010

Eleventeen Bajillion

It is the average velocity of 69 air laden swallows at an altitude of 420 meters.

Sharon is hoe cuz she has eleventeen bajillion kids.

by Baguette Bumbo November 6, 2018

Elevendygillion

An unfathomable amount. Usually used in terms of love.

On a scale of 1 to 10 I love you elevendygillion.

by Sgtdoges November 8, 2018

Eleven it

Anytime you do not know an answer to a math question, or any question in that matter, you shall simply guess the answer to be 11.

Someone: duuuuuuuude that test was sooooo hard, idk how u finished so early
Sometwo: Bro I didn't even know what the hell I was doing, I just elevened the shit out of it
Somethree: how did u guys do on the test, im taking it today and im really nervous
Someone and somethree: Just Eleven it!

by SASSSSSSSYASSSSSS April 24, 2019

Eleven-percenter

A term used to describe one who appears to be repeating the mainstream media talking points with complete confidence and sworn loyalty. These talking points are often said by such a person without challenging these talking points by their own thinking, and certainly not by other news outlets.

Do you have ANY idea what you’re talking about? Or are you just parroting that garbage like a good little eleven-percenter??

by Proggy Thief November 3, 2020

Code eleven

When a person has double barrel snot running down thier nose.

Honey get Johnny a tissue he has a code eleven.

by Hawkwise July 24, 2016

finger eleven

An awesome band from Burlington, Ontario formerly known as The Rainbow But Monkeys. Contrary to popular belief, they are not nu metal and their name has nothing to do with dicks. They have three albums out: Tip, The Greyest of Blue Skies, finger eleven, and they have some good songs such as Above, Drag You Down, Good Times, Absent Elements, etc.

The band consists of:

Scott Anderson-vocals
James Black-guitar
Rick Jackett-guitar
Sean Anderson-bass
Rich Beddoe-drums

Stupid Guy: finger eleven sucks!

Me: Why?

Stupid Guy: cuz One Thing is a crappy song.

Me: Is that the only song by them you've heard?

Stupid Guy: Yeah.

Me: That's why you think that way.

Stupid Guy: Oh.

by mista conspiracy July 3, 2005