elecontric

A shape classified by the mathematics of geometry as being both electronic and conical.

"That shape is totally elecontric dawg"

by Tim Roberts March 25, 2008

electromagnetic friends

internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves

A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends

by daone1991 January 29, 2009

Electric Cowgirl

Electric cowgirl is the act of having sex with a female in the reverse position and after penetration is achieved take a handheld tazer and zapping your ball sack while deep inside your woman.

after doing the electric cowgirl last night my balls hurt and my bitchs pussy is burnt

by Carlos deoblo March 15, 2011

Electrocunt

1. To use a vibrator.

2. When a guy's penetration is so powerful that the friction created causes the "electrocution" of the woman's willy storage facility.

3. A highly dangerous sport, regularly resulting in fatalities - not that it's ever been attempted...

1. I was having a gud electrocunting with myself last night. Oh, frabjous day!

2. Labby: "Why aren't you here at school today?"
Imogina: "Man, Roger electrocunted me so hard last night I'm still in bed. I won't be walking for weeks."

3. I'm gonna be the first woman to electrocunt all the way to California.

by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018

sticking your penis in an electrical socket

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.

Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.

by CareyB May 25, 2008

Electric Brid

Someone who uses money (100 to 200 dollars) to acquire any mild form physical affection. An Electric Brid always ends up getting a hug but nothing more.

This guy is such an Electric Brid. He really spent 200 dollars to go to New York and get a hug.

by Big Daddy 💦💦💦 August 3, 2018

Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. And to rub salt into the wound all the bullshit they promised before the election is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.

Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.

by GoAskAlex1991 May 31, 2011