Ethan Eckert

lil bitch boy that'll make write down a 100% tip on your card without you knowing

Sam: "Wow I can't believe that Ethan Eckert tipped on your card and made you go broke"
Me: Yeah hes a bitch

by miksu-chan May 10, 2022

very ebert

When you look like Roger Ebert and are very judgmental. For example "tsk, tsk--"

Why are you calling me out for this??; you are being very Ebert!!

by Thegundy August 10, 2022

John Egbert

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

by PoisIvy February 16, 2024

Harry Anderson Egbert

The biological child of Roxy Lalonde and John Egbert in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He is Matesprits with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Tavros Crocker.

Damn the kid is such a Harry Anderson Egbert smh
Because he's a femboy?
Yeah

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022