A mexican mothers name. she is perfect and has the ability to Brighten up anyones day, yet can be such a total bitch. she forgives but never forgets.
by girrrl. September 25, 2013
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Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
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Get the Eben mug.A nice cute dork/geek who is loving and caring towards others, but get on her bad side or annoy her, and she will get you! Smart, funny, cool, book worm. She looks girly, but isn't. She has a super big secret that know one knows, and won't give it away!🤐😃😘😇🤗
Real Meaning: "Stone Of Help"
Real Meaning: "Stone Of Help"
Timmy : "Hey Ebenezer! Are you going to the dance?"
Ebenezer:"No, I have important things to do."
Jessica:"Like what?"
Ebenezer"Go to church and pray to God to help y'all not to do anything crazy at the dance!"
Ebenezer:"No, I have important things to do."
Jessica:"Like what?"
Ebenezer"Go to church and pray to God to help y'all not to do anything crazy at the dance!"
by Marigonzalesia December 16, 2017
Get the Ebenezer mug.Eben is a Name that can be often be changed by auto correction to "even" but Eben's don't mind this as they are very caring people.Eben is a very usual name and originates from Africa. ON Facebook there only seems to be a couple of Ebens but not very many. Eben may be taken from the name ebenezer but they are the exactly like ebenezer as they often learn from there mistakes to be nice and caring. Eben is very loveable person.
by Ebenezer the secret March 1, 2014
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The skies are always dark with airborne filth in this Los Angeles of the future. It usually rains. The infrastructure looks a lot like now, except older and more crowded, and with the addition of vast floating zeppelins, individual flying cars, and towering buildings of unimaginable size. When I first saw the film I was impressed by the giant billboards with moving, speaking faces on them, touting Coca-Cola and other products. Now I walk over to Millennium Park and see giant faces looming above me, smiling, winking, and periodically spitting (but not Coke). As for the flying cars, these have been a staple of sci-fi magazine covers for decades, but remain wildly impractical and dangerous, unless locked into a control grid. - Roger Ebert on Blade Runner
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