Ebay 

A place where everything that fake is sold

Sara: “did you see my Gucci belt!”
Rose: “ yeah is it real!”
Sara: “nah got it from eBay”

Ebay by Rxixeiejskssm March 14, 2019

Ebay 

The god of all men. In school he rules over everything and everyone. No one could over power him if they tried.
He might be the shortest but is the smartest. He ain't got no six pack but is as strong as a beast.

Yo mum: who is that new kid at school
You: he's eBay
Yo mum: he looks smokin

Ebay by NewYourka69 May 10, 2021

eBay 

Slang for “I don’t know what you’re talking about” or “I don’t know”

-What time is it?
-eBay.

eBay by Heckler69 February 15, 2022

ebay.gov 

A website where you can buy illegal drugs that will make you Spiderman.

I bought an illegal drug off of eBay.gov, and now I'm Spiderman.

ebay.gov by Mcnuggetsast October 13, 2019

eBay sniper

The damn people that steal eBay auctions at the last second when I'm winning.

Locutus is a eBay sniper.

eBay sniper by Webadillo March 11, 2006

ebay anxiety 

The final 30 seconds of an auction when you've just bid. You are in flight or fight mode, hoping that no one will out-bid you, or increase the auction price.

Symptoms usually include light sweats, partial deafness, rudeness to others in room, dilated pupils, finger twitches.

DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW. My ebay anxiety is kicking in. Let the auction end and I'm all yours.

ebay anxiety by vixovixovixo July 5, 2009

eBay-ted breath 

Waiting with eBay-ted breath:

1.The state of an eBayer whilst waiting to see if they will win an item, or be outbid at the last minute.

2. The feeling during the waiting period between winning an item on eBay and receiving it.

1. "I won't be on msn tonight, I'm waiting with eBay-ted breath to see if Bidder3 outbids me."

2. Alice was waiting with eBay-ted breath for the spork she ordered to arrive. She'd asked for yellow, and wanted to see if a spoon+fork+knife in one object could actually exist..

eBay-ted breath by spacer_ February 3, 2009