A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.
Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.
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Sheila said that Doug is really into her based upon her conversation with him yesterday. I spoke with Doug and he said "No way". So, Sheila really just has happy ears and hears what she wants to hear....
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When your laying on your bed and hear something merkin around you room, and all you can see off the side of the bed is kitty cat triangle ears.
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Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.
Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.
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Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.
Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.
After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.
The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.
Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.
After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.
The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
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If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears. Or, I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.
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