A middle aged woman who lives alone. Dates squinty eyed men with hairy balls, and has sex till the midnight hour. Her boyfriend commonly know in the urban field guide as: The Dennis (search dennis,) is a sex addict, with grey locks. She loves to flaunt her (according to dennis 'great') boobs, wearing gandhi dresses. She also wears shower caps, that Dennis scoffs, saying: "Baby, how do you expect me to find you sexy in that?"t
She loves to curse repeatedly at her nieces and nephews.
She loves to curse repeatedly at her nieces and nephews.
by canala doose March 29, 2008
Get the Dympna mug.A person who is extraordinarily good at making tea for her brothers, and basically worships the ground they walk on. She is often a motherlike figure and can sometimes be referred to as 'little-mummy.' She enjoys baked beans, but only in batches of 'about 19.'
Brother 1 sings: 'Dym - ph - na ARE YOU THERE?'
Brother 2 sings a semitone higher 'Dym - ph - na ARE YOU THERE?'
etc. until Dymphna makes them both a cup of tea and brings them any food they might desire and after they have got up changes their beds for them.
Brother 2 sings a semitone higher 'Dym - ph - na ARE YOU THERE?'
etc. until Dymphna makes them both a cup of tea and brings them any food they might desire and after they have got up changes their beds for them.
by Ottorino Charles Resphigi February 8, 2010
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Get the Dymetri mug.by bbrownskin May 12, 2011
Get the dyment mug.A girl that is sexy and loves basketball she is on a basketball team and she has lots of friends she loves guys that are sexual and good looking she is funny and kind she is a great friend so keep her around she loves the rap game she is a she has to best friends named Christina and kiyah
Dymonique is cute
by Nayeli Johnson February 27, 2017
Get the dymonique mug.I pulled The Joe Dymond on this girl last night. The police have no leads. Let's run to the Mekong Delta!
by albatross34 November 9, 2010
Get the The Joe Dymond mug.Chris: Man, so how was the party?
James: Pretty regular at first: music, drinks etc. Then all of a sudden there were girls wrestling in a pool of jello, while some kids were throwing bottles at the idiots swinging from trees, onto the trampoline and into the mud bath. Then the police showed up and everyone just kept on going.
Chris: So pretty dynamic then
James: Err... dymanic more like.
James: Pretty regular at first: music, drinks etc. Then all of a sudden there were girls wrestling in a pool of jello, while some kids were throwing bottles at the idiots swinging from trees, onto the trampoline and into the mud bath. Then the police showed up and everyone just kept on going.
Chris: So pretty dynamic then
James: Err... dymanic more like.
by flippit November 8, 2009
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