dutch leaf-blower

A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.

"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"

by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014

Digital Dutch Rudder

When you duct tape your phone to your penis and set it on vibrate and have a friend or loved one call until you reach orgasim

Hey bro let's get a digital dutch rudder circle going on after class

by derpslayer88 March 27, 2015

Carl On Duty Black Cops

A very popular game with today's generation of kids. it tells the story of a struggling cop named Carl as he try's to solve the case of who is the real Slim Shady?Carl then gets him self in lots of trouble along the way such as running in to the line at KFC, as well as bumping in to his old mischievous friend Sir Lord Thomas Clifford Birtwistle NBE and OBE who is famous for smuggling in monkeys Carl has to arrest him as well but things don't go quite as planned. It is a very emotional and deep game which really appeals to those who enjoy games on crime, and also those who wish to have an insight to the life of a black cop.

Fred: What game you playing there Bob?
Bob: Carl on duty black cops.
Fred: Don't you mean Call Of Duty Black Ops?
Bob: No........
Fred: ..........
Bob: ..........

by Chewitt 56 December 16, 2011

Duterte

Useless old man, shithead,

That guy is a Duterte don't expect him to do the job!

by Muzan kibutsuji April 16, 2021

Duty Dollar

A paper dollar bill used to wipe your ass if you happen to run out of toilet paper and have some "mad" money on you. Recyclable and washable , also good for the environment.

It was Bucks lucky day! There was only one gas station in 100 miles and he had to take the worst dump. He ran into the bathroom and pooped so quickly he didn't happen to notice the toilet paper was all gone. Luckily he had shoved a duty dollar in the front of his overalls in the pocket after getting a fish sandwich from the previous gas station.

by Von Hexel February 27, 2019

Dutch Walk

A bar hopping style invented in Oakland, CA. When walking back home, but you hit up every bar on the way back.

“Hey, let’s Dutch walk home”
“Oh man, that’s gonna hurt in the morning”

“Last night was nuts, Eric and I Dutch walked home last night, and wound up at some underground furry fight club”

by tzeak July 31, 2022

dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023