deuscher

Some one who consistantly acts like a deusche bag.

"Man that guy never leaves a tip!"

"What a deuscher!"

by itshme July 19, 2009

Deschaneling

Derived from the actress Zooey Deschanel:

De·scha·nel·ing
Intense use of eyes in a popped-open bug-eyed stare to make the other person feel less than yourself. The aim is to put the other into a beautified trance, masking your insecurity, and making the other person feel like they are being put on the spot, in turn taking the social pressure and anxiety off of yourself.

I was telling her the storying in a calm and relaxed manner, but she was totally deschaneling me for no reason at all.

by anddsbur October 15, 2014

DISCHAV

A smelly crusty punk incorporating sports gear into their unwashed beer stained outfit, most likly that they found in a bin or acquired for free some way or another...

Ay check out that pogger's gold three stripes under their crust vest, well Dischav that!

by Pogger November 4, 2016

Daschmoopficus

A nice way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

P1: Did you hear P3 fell off a building trying to take a selfie?

P2: What a big Daschmoopficus.

by Uginashi July 14, 2019

Discharge Plug

A plug to hold the post-coital contents in until they can safely be discarded.

Her after being filled with baby-batter: Quick pass me the Discharge Plug before I ruin your mother's good sheets

by Jaegerbear December 7, 2019

Dischargeese

The act of combining a female’s vaginal discharge with “dick cheese” from a male, and using the new concoction for sexual purposes.

Daisy: I love doing Dischargeese with my boyfriend, I bet he loves it too!

Frank: You gave me multiple STD’s bruh I hate you.

by xxx.wtfilovebluewaffles.com November 16, 2021

Honourable Discharge

After Finishing in your girl stand up straight salute her and say "thank you for your cervix"

"You get that pussy last night?"
"Hell yeah man i made sure to hit her with that Honourable Discharged"

by fuckin,yeah. June 2, 2019