Durty Dumpling

When you tea bag a person after you took a shit and whiped forward so your nuts have shit stains on them.

Harold was passed out in the recliner so I gave him the durty dumpling.

by Fancy Ladd Academy January 8, 2010

Chicago Dumpling

When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.

Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"

John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.

"I'm very proud of you son. Let's go to the strip-club and get you your first Tuscaloosa Dumpling!"

by 9lb hammer April 14, 2008

dueling banjos

N. A banjo-guitar duet commonly associated with hillbillies and rednecks.

V. Two or more people masturbating eachother, or engaging in masturbation with eachother.

To masturbate another, often used to accuse someone of homosexuality in hopes of offending the accused.

"The chicks in that movie were really dueling eachother's banjos"

"We all know you play dueling banjos with your cousin every night"

by Oni Ookami Alfador March 8, 2005

Dirty Dumpling

when a guy fucks a girl in the ass before she takes a shit. when the guy is on his way to cum he pulls out and lets the girl take a shit. then the guy ejaculate all over the shit. thus making a dirty dumpling.

dirty dumpling always smell bad.

by XXV.GRiN September 29, 2008

thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock

My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

dumpling fucker

the act of squeezing a midget between your legs while shitting on his feet and commenting on his nipple rings.

Jstrat2 performed a dumpling fucker after being killed in modern warfare 3

by harris poon November 11, 2011