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kills Dumbledore

An expression used as a false spoiler following the name of a character from a movie, show, book, etc. Refers to the ending of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
John: Did you see Heroes last night?
Jack: Oh shit I missed it, don't spoil it for me.
John: Sylar kills Dumbledore.
by rane0 March 10, 2009
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Dumbledore

After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Also commonly referred to as:

The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."
After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.

The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.
by [m@] September 15, 2008
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Dumbledore

A sex act in which one partner cums prodigiously on the other's face, glues long pubic hair to it (or in a pinch, any hair), then cums on it again to make it white.
I'm so proud of the Dumbledore Julia gave me last night, I left it on for work today.
by Maramas October 9, 2006
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dumbledore

Dumbledore- an ass that is large and wrinkly like Dumbledore's face
Dang, Fat Bastard sure has a dumbledore.
by DocBallerPHD January 19, 2006
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Dumbledoring

A word that describes the gay affiliation between an older man and a younger boy
"Hey man are you Dumbledoring over there?"
by Eric Kats December 24, 2007
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Dumbledore

"Hey do you think that guy over there is Dumbledore?"
by nokturnal15 January 5, 2009
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dumbledore's army

To be part of "Dumnbledore's Army" is to be gay. Popularized since J.K. Rowling's announcement that Dumbledore is gay.
Person 1: Hey man, are you gay?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm totally part of Dumbledore's Army.
by Jman077 July 20, 2008
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