There is no deadline

Stop telling them that there is a deadline.

Hym "There is no deadline. If I have to wait for your pretend, imaginary deadline that I am TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW DOESN'T EXIST... I swear... I will do 100% of the thing I said I would do. So... From this point on, I am going to 1% of the things I said I would do for every day that I have to wait. I will decide which of those thing constitute 1% and I will do those things in the absolute."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

dealline

the deadline for all bribes

You'd better get that bribe in before the dealline or you're screwed.

by paintbrushes January 21, 2009

Dreadpipes

The tightest jeans a human can wear. Often wore by the scene crowd or wanna be scene people. Men should not wear dreapipes unless they never want children, just saying.

Jane: Wow look at jim, you can practically see the outline of his dick in those dreadpipes.
Nick:Yeah wtf he must be a faggot or scene person.

by adrianagomez2016 January 21, 2011

dreadding

a wedding that you dread attending

You: What are you doing this weekend?

Friend: Oh my gosh, I have to go to a dreadding on Saturday. My mom's friends' daughter is getting married in Annapolis at 1pm and then the reception is in Baltimore at 5pm. I barely even know this girl and her stupid dreadding is going to take up my whole Saturday!

by PASSSS April 1, 2011

Deadliest Catch

Very similar to a dirty Sanchez, However with this instead of running your finger under her/his nose you will fish hook them with that dirty finger

when I was hitting from the back I gave her the deadliest catch.

by tergold1973 November 10, 2013

deadlie

A picture taken of yourself at a funeral, preferably next to the deceased, that is planned to be shared via social media. The deadlie snapper recapture an audience that really doesn't care about them. It is the ultimate selfie

I snapped a selfie with Joan Rivers once however I only wish I had the chance to get a deadlie with her at her funeral.

by Sister Wives April 10, 2015

deadlies

Relates to the eyes. Looking askance, the most disapproving glance. When one casts that "deadly" look your way like you just said the most horrific thing possible and they wish to murder you in the most terrible ways but doesn't need to because the it's like the look alone could kill you. Consists of a scowled brow and retinas looking from the corners of the eyes with the whites of the eyes barely visible due to over-squint.

Her: "Ew, what a hoe, just look at how she's dressed..."
Him: "That's a Micheal Kors, looks quite classy..."
Her: /wants to kill him for disagreeing and it's apparent
Him: "Ahhhh with the deadlies! Love me, babe!

by NoamChomskyWearingAStrapOn September 18, 2016