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circling the drain

adj. still alive, but about to kick the bucket, buy the farm, meet your maker, etc.
Grandpa was circling the drain for years, and finally bought the farm, leaving a large estate.
by fizzle April 10, 2004
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French Drain

When someone diarreahs in someone else's mouth while wearing underwear, and the underwear filters the solid part of the feces. The resulting filtered liquid flowing through the underwear, and also the actual act, is called a French Drain.
I saw a video of a guy giving his girlfriend a French Drain, and I almost threw up.
by Chris311 December 22, 2006
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drain the dragon

I've been drinking too much; I have to go drain the dragon.
by John Roshi October 4, 2003
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Drain Plugged

To be so severely constipated and in desperate need of a bowel movement that multiple forms of treatments are used and repeated over and over to create the needed stool looseness to have an eventual release aka ass blast, assplosion.
Frank decided to join in and climb aboard the gluten free diet train. After several days, Frank realized the new diet, while gluten free, was largely starch based and low in protein and dietary fiber and he was desperately Drain Plugged. After seven consecutive enemas, he finally popped the squirt cork.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2014
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the storm drains

a southern california rock band. formed in the garages of the band members in 2006. members are chris, marc, and taylor. their influences and sounds range from 60's rock to kick-ass punk.
jimi: you wanna go see the storm drains tonight?
joe: hell yeah, those guys fuckin rock!
by the storm drains February 21, 2009
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circling the drain

Term used in medical circles to describe a patient for whom death is impending and yet continues to cling to life
"Mrs. Robinson in room 203 has been circling the drain all week.. damn man, we really need the room!"
by Mister Defino December 11, 2004
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