jake downing

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.

hey bro

go away you jake downing

by hs25571 April 11, 2017

Downing Street Memo

The minutes of a meeting among British officials indicating that the Bush administration was fixing the facts to the policy to promote their illegal war in Iraq. Despite the claims of some GOP, this document has not been shown to be debunked, false, or invalid.

The Downing Street Memo/Minutes document is a smoking gun pointing to the Bush administration, whose actions are worthy of impeachment and removal from office.

by resident alian July 22, 2008

Downsize

When your ex starts dating someone that is or looks much younger than you are , similar to downgrading when your ex dates someone of lesser value than you

"He had the nerve to downsize after breaking up with me! She looks like she's twelve and can't do a split on the dick imo"

by Bitchin June 25, 2015

Downside

A syndrome which produces many symptoms, most notably extreme nausea and terminal depression.

Don't joke about downside, man, my grandma has downside.

by poytuna August 9, 2018

Downwinder

A particularly nasty shit taken in the woods, that casts its smell to an unsuspecting victim downwind at an uncanny distance.

Matt ate Indian food for lunch and Mexican for dinner. Situated 200 ft from Brett with a strong wind at his back took a shit in the woods and hit Brett with a downwinder so vile, he heaved from the smell.

by KTM_pnw October 10, 2020

The Downing Dip

The action of dropping the head of one's penis or the bellend into another man's beverage when they're not looking. Originally when John Christopher Downing put his penis head into Bob Freudenberg's coffee when Bob was taking a shit.

Bob-"This coffee tastes like shit"
*laughter*
Chris-"Well you just got The Downing Dip"

by SuperJew of Mid Mo February 8, 2008

Downsizing

A discreet way of rich people saying if they keep living in their residence they will go broke.

“We’ve been avoiding downsizing for years, and now that the children have moved out, we should find a romantic hideaway.”

by lovermangenius July 4, 2020