douchefight

Simple as a fight between two douchebag.

- Did you see that douchefight yesterday?
- Yeah, it was a draw, both of them knocked out after seeing their reflection in their opponent eyes.

by Awesom-o February 16, 2008

douchefagette

derives from the traditional douchebag however it slowly evolved into douchefag which is someone who will never fit into society, they are immensly ugly and unfortunately will most probably end up repopulating with other uglies.

traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.

can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.

oi look at what douchefagette is wearing to the deb. what a fucking weirdo i bet her mum bought it for her to impress that guy she will never get.

by youwillneverbe.stall.worthy June 7, 2009

Douchebill

A jackass wearing a sun visor at a 45-degree angle, so it does nothing to block the sun from his eyes and everything to block the view of the person sitting behind him at a ballgame, theater, etc. Generally, a person who is unaware and/or doesn't give a shit when his actions are annoying the piss out of everyone else around him.

(Alternately, can be used to the visor itself when being worn in this manner.)

"Dude, I went to the game this weekend but couldn't see a damn thing thanks to the fucking douchebill in front of me. Who the hell wears a visor to a NIGHT game?"

by JaneTheRipper July 10, 2009

Douchefageur

A person who has mastered the art of douchefaggotry.

Guy 1: Yo, Thomas just punched me in the balls!
Guy 2: What a douchefageur.

by Westfallen October 8, 2009

douchefritter

A gay douchebag.

douche fag: oh. my. gawd. you are like so ugly!
harry: shut up douchefritter

by kurtgermanfacelicker September 10, 2012

Douchefied

1) the act of becoming a douche
2) one who once was not a douche but now is

• Dude, when did you get douchefied?!
• I have not been douchefied.
• I will douchefy you, man.

by MissClassify February 2, 2015

douchefagg

The act of being a douchebag while carrying small hints of homosexuality.

Dude 1: Hey man, Jim is such a douchefagg..
Dude 2: I know right! I heard he tried to kiss a guy right after he beat him up..
Dude 1: Talk about daddy issues...

by MrSwiftyy June 20, 2014