Douchecalade

noun. The premiere vehicle for selfish douchebags. These are usually observed tailgating schoolbuses, driving in bus lanes and occupying fire lanes and handicapped spots while the non-handicapped driver emerges wearing socks and sandals and shuffles to get an energy drink or some vape cartridges.

"Oh, LOOK! That Douchecalade just drove up a street the wrong way to avoid a light. Shocker."

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

Strawberry Douchecake

A guy who acts in an obnoxious manner towards women or people in general.

Another term for douchebag, as well as a play on the name Strawberry Shortcake.

"That guy at the bar was being so annoying."

"Yeah, I saw him. He's a regular Strawberry Douchecake."

by sarabellum84 July 12, 2014

doucheapied

One who is occupied by a douche

Carole couldnt pick up her phone because she was at Starbucks being doucheapied

by bigapplejen October 24, 2010

Doucheaholic

A cross between a douchebag and an alcoholic

That guy is a douchebag/alcoholic. You mean a doucheaholic.

by consmellmyfart July 11, 2017

Douchecanoe

A douche that wants to be a canoe, so that it will be floating and not sinking in its own stupidity.

You fucking douchecanoe.

by TheFeatheredCap August 17, 2011

Doucheass

A word used to modify any person solely as a put-down or commonly used in a combination of put-downs.

(1) Rick, that upsidedown, backwards visor is fuckin' gay, you doucheass.

(2) That kid is a doucheass mother fuckin' faget.

by Pierce S. December 9, 2003

douchecanoe

adam.

hey have you seen douchecanoe today?" "yeah, adam is over there

by eitak yalbmert October 4, 2010