dotened

Rubbing ones unwashed doten on somebody's face while they sleep. When they wake up, it's like the entire world stinks like swamp ass and body odor.

"Why is Carl yelling at everybody to take baths and clean the house?"

"Well he got dotened last night so he thinks the everybody stinks but him."

by Veritas\Aequitas September 28, 2006

dopedee

A person who acts with absolutely no common sense.

That dopedee moron just couldn't figure out that the round ball wouldn't fit in the square hole.

by watdafux June 7, 2009

Dotdotdotxiety

A paralyzing fear involving anticipation of a text message in the works classically triggered by an ellipse and an uncomfortably long pause. Those who experience this sensation are usually "Nervous Nellies" and really need to just chill out.

Christine's friend Nellie freaked out the other day when she was awaiting a text from Biff. He left her hanging with an ellipse. She waited for a grueling 2.3 minutes before her dotdotdotxiety kicked in.

by Chakuseki June 29, 2015

DOTD

Dump of the day.

Just had my coffee. Time to take a DOTD.

by BonerJamz 03 August 12, 2018

Doedee

The gas , pressure pack, the real za

"Ima wish you happy bday tell the world to smoke the doedee" - g herbo

by AdriansPops March 12, 2022

scooby-dooed

1. To be fooled, hood-winked, conned, scammed, got-over-on, duped. Getting taken advantage of.
2. Mental error, forgetfulness.

1. Extended warranties- You went for the whole deal? Boy, you got Scooby-dooed!
2. I forgot the cable guy was coming today. I really scooby-dooed that; Slipping one's mind.

by Icarlp February 29, 2008

Frazzle Dated

1) When you are on a date with a bimbo and your brain is fried from her stupidity.

2) When you are on a date with a jock and your brain turns to mush while he is describing his workout routine.

Dude, I went out with Cheryl last night and got frazzle dated.

Like, omg, Chet totally frazzle dated me.

by PRatefsnd March 27, 2010