The act of inducing a Xanax-like coma and intentionally slamming your vehicle in a ditch to take a nap.
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The place where one goes when in alot of trouble. Usually the kind of trouble of their own creation and the situation has drastically deteriorated.
A major stuff up.
A major stuff up.
Oh fuck, I can't believe you forgot to put the car tyre back on properly; we are really up Shitter's Ditch now.
A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."
A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."
by Harry Goodson October 1, 2010
Get the Shitter's Ditch mug.Dooch bag is the verbal mispronunciation of douche bag, as doosh bag is the written misspelling of doosh bag.
Also, a blatant mispronunciation of the word douche bag, used by mitches.
Also, a blatant mispronunciation of the word douche bag, used by mitches.
"I had 14 kills on Halo and was about to get a perfection when someone on my team betrayed me. What a dooch bag!"
by Coco Puffz June 21, 2009
Get the Dooch bag mug.The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.
/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./
by AlbanianKid April 25, 2015
Get the Ding Dong Ditching mug.to be fucked up, belligerent, blazed, hammered drunk,feelin' good, mcpatkin mackin, sauced, shitty, pussy drunk, high as balls, bombed, wasted, mcshitbasketed up, plastered, stoned, blasted, slaughtered; to be datched is a combination of all those definitions.
Pete: Alex, how drunk were you last night?
Alex: man Pete, I was datched outta my mind.
Pete: How'd you get home man?
Alex: I didn't go home. I woke up to find out that I pissed my pants and slept in a field-so datched.
Alex: man Pete, I was datched outta my mind.
Pete: How'd you get home man?
Alex: I didn't go home. I woke up to find out that I pissed my pants and slept in a field-so datched.
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