Doobs

The silent guy who never texts on your group text thread

When is the last time doobs responded on this text thread. Doobs you alive?

by Ohhhohhh March 04, 2024

doob

A person who is unattractive. A person who has an unusual feature or features. An ugmo.

oh gosh, look at that dude he is such a doob!

by ZZZbaby December 26, 2017

Doob

When someone is unbelievably stupid and terrible at doing things

That guy over there is a doob

by Kaawel_YT August 09, 2020

Doob

A joint, or a blunt

Yoo, pass me that doob

by Doob427 January 13, 2017

Doob

Something that is, or is acting, weird and awkward, but in a funny way.

Excuse me while I'm doob.
That person is just a doob.

by KingWhizdum August 02, 2021

doob

a picture you receive from a guy where his Dick is Out Of Boxers (DOOB)

oh my god , he just doobed me

by _zoseph_ December 27, 2019

doob

Someone who tends to be absentminded, airheaded, or just plain moronic; can be applied to someone who has made a momentary mistake due to distraction; essentially an equivalent to dingus or doofus

A conversation between two adolescents:
"You ready to go to the party or what, man?"
"Yeah, I just have to text my family, let 'em know I'll be home by eleven."
"K, just make it quick."
"Alright. Wait...what the hell? Where the fuck is my phone?!"
"You lost it?"
"Dude, it was right here. I was holding it. Where'd it go?"
"Christ..."
"Could you help me look for it?"
"It's on the counter, ya doob. You put it there like twenty seconds ago."
"Oh. Shit, you're right."

by CastIronPan June 03, 2018