Donkey

The man who can be a jackass at times but who talks like the donkey on the movie Shrek. He can make a woman smile and laugh. He is charming and witty. He is great looking and doesn't know it but those around him are engulfed in his beautiful brown eyes. He is "hung" like a horse...or better yet a donkey;) She is amazed by his bedroom skills. Her connection to this jackass makes her feel on top of the world. Although he can be harsh with his tongue he has a romantic side and when he looks her in the eyes she's taken to another world.

My Donkey is the best damned man jackass or not!

by Shreklady March 29, 2013

Donkey

To be stupid or ridiculous; not worth listening to.

Ignorant people are so donkey.

by MELISSEUS February 03, 2010

Donkey

A Donkey is a slang word for someone from Guernsey in the British Channel Islands.

"Donkeys" is often shouted in good sport at local inter-insular (inter-island) sports matches against Jersey. People from Jersey are called Crapauds.

by The one and only Guern February 05, 2010

donkey

asshole in arab countries

ahmed you donkey you fucked your own sister

by missi li September 21, 2007

donkey

bad, shitty, ungood. Usually spoken after hitting a bowl of some sub-par commercial bud.

Yo T-bird, that shit was DONKEY!

by Cookie Jarvis March 19, 2004

donkey

a wonderful sex toy, very fashionable for the 21th century and the 16th century.

1. your like some sort of donkey
2. Have you got any spare donkeys?
3. I had fun with a donkey

by jimmy the great November 24, 2003

donkey

An assignment (ass)

I have to go work on my donkey.

by Kiomo October 30, 2003