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do I have to?

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.
Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?
by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
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Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com
JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?
by shitgiver April 15, 2015
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im bored what do i do google

when you are so bored that you decide to type "im bored what do i do google" but you already typed it into google so now your typing it in urban dictionary. Like do your homework. Or watch youtube. Or play a game. Or do what your mom says and read a book. Or come back here, I don't care!
You: Ugh i'm so bored! I don't want to do my homework! Oh, I have an idea! *types "im bored what do i do google" into google* This is boring. *types "im bored what do i do google" into Urban Dictionary.* OOoooOoOooOOOoOooO
by Define.com.org.UwU January 25, 2022
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what do you mean, what do I mean?

A response to the question, "what do you mean," when unsure of the answer to the original question "what do u mean" answering the question with the answer.
After being confused, Brad asks Kristina, "what do you mean?"
Kristina than replies, "what do you mean, what do I mean?"

He then looks at her with utter disappointment because he does not know what she means.
by team kb July 8, 2010
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i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...
mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel
by zman90 November 2, 2020
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HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

...Self explanitory.
by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 11, 2008
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why do i exist?

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer
person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."
by The One You Call God September 30, 2020
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