Divine Intervention

The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.

Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?

Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!

Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.

*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.

by J.T. Homeslice May 24, 2011

divine cheesy

A stupid, dumb, ignorant girl that loves singing much to the sorrow of the poor people listening to it and dancing even though she tends to injure people when doing that. Her signature dance move is the merry go round although it is tornado pushing people, chairs, tables literally anything in her way. If a divine cheesy likes you, I suggest moving to another state.

JESUS CHRIST! HELP PLEASE! WE'VE GOT A DIVINE CHEESY! PLEASE SAVE US!

by Leafthief4649 February 26, 2022

divine sisters

an elite roblox group (cult) full of soy many unholy sisters! it is also promotes cannibalism!

i’m in the divine sisters cult

by Hottie69420 January 2, 2020

divinity rp

A Roleplaying game which is inhabited by 9-12 year olds or 20 year olds who have never experienced Genital Tickling, If you join this "Divinity RP" your N u t s will shrink by 0.01 each day. common things you'll see in divinity are "XD" "LOL" and some outdated memes.

Funny boy: Hey bro (XD) DID YOU GO ON THAT DIVINITY RP YESTERDAY
20 year old small balled man: Yeah dude, I really felt it in my ding dong, anyways catch you later nae nae XD lol1

by Divinity RP September 14, 2017

Nine Divine

Getting a blowjob while playing Oblivion (Elder Scrolls 4)

"I just for a Nine Divine"

MY two favorite things: blowjobs and oblivion

by ES-Fan November 19, 2010

Divinity log

The penis of a super predator priest

Come to the rectory Billy. There is a “Divinity Log” there I would like you to see

by Chopper Zombie August 2, 2022

Divine conscience

(ie. godly conscience)

1. The shared / collective conscience of God, deities &/or incarnated divinities.

2. Thinking like God or the gods

(e.g. The divine conscience can be partly bestowed upon mortals by the gods or accessed via The Akashic Records with divine consent. There is a fragment of godly conscience in almost everyone).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 22, 2023