Derp Dissertation

Any insane rambling online wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a credible "expert" in something.

Dear Lord! I can't believe I read this entire Derp Dissertation on "Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!

by TheHappyAthiest November 20, 2015

flat dicker

One who always lies prone while playing multi player games to avoid being shot.

That flat dick'n sum bitch just shot me in my face. He's laying down by the trucks.

Everywhere you turn there's a flat dicker.

credit to ItchyKitten

by SEAWOLF tm January 22, 2017

monker dinker

“Monker dinker” the midget language from my little brother and mom

Me: makes him eat soap and says it’s candy . Him: and my mom Steven you monker dinker

by Dodgeramdually99 April 4, 2021

Dinker

Used by real estate photographers and agents to define any home that's under 2K sq. ft., that don't stand out and are extra ordinary in terms of architecture.

A real estate agent called me today and hired me to go photograph this dinker. All the houses in this neighborhood are dinkers.

by ShanerK February 3, 2019

Disherman

a) A player in a team sport that is particularly skilled at passing. Can usually find the open player and has the most assists on the team.

b) A word yelled after making a great pass.

a) Guy One: I think Joe got the assist on that last goal

Guy Two: Probably, Joe is the disherman.

b) Guy Three: THE DISHERMAN!

by Briceps April 15, 2011

Dirker

a holder of a small sword, one who wears ties

The knight was a dirker. The English teacher was a dirker.

by Lil Miss Swaggar February 25, 2010

Upper Desker

When your co-worker is feeling down and you shit on his/her desk to cheer them up.

1. Juan was overcome with sadness, so I offered to give him an upper desker.

2. After giving Cheryl an upper desker, she needed gasoline, a flamethrower, and a therapist to remove the memories.

by Hitokiri_Dan July 20, 2011