Depressed

Depressed: A feeling of sadness and loneliness. When you are depressed you feel like the world is turning on you which might lead to self harm. If anybody has self harm in mind, please don't do it. Speak to a loved one or anyone such as a therapist. Depression is not a joke.

I'm depressed I can't do anything right.
Everybody hates me.

Person 1: Look at that person over there!
Person 2: Yeah, rhey sure do look depressed.

by Your Friendly Dictionary :) July 7, 2018

Dogpressed

When your dog goes through a midlife crisis and gets a little depressed.

Yesterday Charlie was looking really sad... I think he's dogpressed.

by idksteven August 27, 2018

tumblr depressed

The type of depression that is created out of thin air and seeks nothing but attention, self pity, and re-posts on Tumblr.

BOY 1: Yo did you hear Heather started cutting her wrists because of her newly discovered depression.
BOY 2: Yeah man, I heard she just got Tumblr and prob got Tumblr depressed

by Rickety Wrexked January 25, 2017

Fake depressed kid

A kid that pretends to be depressed for clout on social media apps such as tiktok. Most of them use the sad bart Profile Picture and have shit tons of fidget toys.

Guy: Did you hear about the fake depressed kid?
Girl: Yeah. He got 100,000 likes just for pretending to be "Broken"

by Some random-ass blond guy. May 30, 2021

distressed

Clothing that is ripped/made dirty during the manufacturing process, which for some reason makes it more desirable and expensive than if it were unripped and clean .

a: Dude, you're an idiot. No one is going to buy your dirty old socks on eBay.
b: They're not dirty, they're distressed.

by iEatPoo May 15, 2006

deppressed

The act of not being happy "

&/or not understanding whats going on in life.

-or maybe just feeling shitty.

Mike: Oh hey billy whats up man? :D

Billy: FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!! im FKCING DEPPRESSED LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!! >=O

by xxxxxxxxxxxxcoolperson July 5, 2008

distressed british national

A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.

A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.

We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.

Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.

Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.

by RedLeg3 May 7, 2011