Dickmate

A friends with benefits between two men.

“So are you two in a relationship?”
“No he’s just my dickmate”

by Caz de Waz March 20, 2022

dickmatized

The act of associating any words, items or random thought with the love of dick; In a trance from the dick being so good.

Girl, his dick so good he got you dickmatized.

by DeannaM December 17, 2008

Dickmark

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).

Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

Dickmatized

Being deeply in love after having sex.

After having sex with Marlon, I have been dickmatized.

by Su Young March 31, 2017

dicksmackdouche

An expletive used to express extreme disgust.

Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker

adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again
noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch

by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009

Dicksmack

n: A common name usually substituted for buddy or bud or pal.
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.

n: "Hey dicksmack! How was the workout?"
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."

by Matt Pusheck November 30, 2006

dickshare

When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.

He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.

by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015