Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

I couldn’t do anything yesterday because I was just derping all the time.

by Zxnoregretsxz December 3, 2020

dergin

derives from the words der kid. it is simply used to make some one feel like a complete asshole when they say or do something stupid.

"I want to start a rock band and become famous"

"dergin..."

by unrescued October 4, 2008

derping

when you’re scared and cough at the same time

*cough cough cough* “ahhh i’m so scared!”

-derping

by June Storm December 3, 2020

deaking

to 'stare' at, look at continuously! awkward stare without ever looking away.

rob: what you 'deaking' at?!

wendy: what?! i'm not.

by sophie xox December 9, 2008

Hot Desking

The act of several people taking turns sitting their bare anuses onto a bound individual, forcing them to perform analingus on the participants who take turns on them. Commonly played game in the BDSM and gay leather community.

"At the International Mr Leather convention last year, there was a competitive "Hot Desking" event. Pig Marco won first place after successfully sticking his tongue into the most anuses in under a minute"

"The gang bang only got interesting when they hot desked that whore for an entire hour before she got lockjaw and tapped out"

by Rox My Box January 29, 2019

Herp-a-Derpin'

The act of doing something uncalled for, and or stupid, that relates nothing to the matter at hand.

Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'

by tkomast3r77 May 24, 2011

Derping along

1. To go about one's business.

2. To zone out and/or get lost in your own thoughts so gaze drifts.

I was derping along the other day and then WHAM, I got hit by a bus.

by rabydanimal February 26, 2011