Drunk Delete

Deleting any sort of online and/or offline media or important files while inebriated.

I drunk deleted my damn keynote presentation.

by jelloshot October 8, 2011

Delete The Emails

The ultimate damage control

Implies something just done was so heinously illegal and immoral that who did it should just delete their emails before they are hanged for treason and shamed by history.

When asked by her most trusted assistant how she could assist covering up their role in the death of Americans at Benghazi and the systematic destruction of Libya and Europe Hillary Clinton calmly told her, "Delete the Emails xD"

by Hillary4Prison June 11, 2016

Shit-delete

In Microsoft Outlook, the act of permanently deleting (Shift+Delete) a work email that is so lame in regards to tasking or grammar that it doesn't even merit being read or acknowledged.

Boss email: Come in Saturday to work on the contract bid. Corporate is really counting on you and I. Your sacrifice is truely appreciated--

You: Shit-delete. Problem solved.

by kn wench September 3, 2010

Recommend for Deletion

What happens to bullshit definitions.

This definition of "window" is "well-shaved vagina." I don't know what the hell this is, I'm recommending it for deletion.

by gs68 August 18, 2004

Account Deleted

the most heartbreaking and terrifying thing to see on roblox. Many have not resurfaced after knowing their roblox account has been terminated. some say people have even killed themselves.

i don't know how to put this in an example so im just gonna say "Account Deleted" and go with it.

by Allan x August 6, 2021

tweet and delete

A type of social media public relations stunt, used mostly by celebrity whores who want to get quickly noticed on Twitter. A tweet is posted, then immediately deleted, then screenshots of the tweet get posted to prove the existence of the tweet itself.

Did @kanyewest tweet and delete a naked photo of @KimKardashian? #douchebag4life

by primetime4521 September 28, 2014

Jen Deletion

The process of permanently removing one from your life because they wronged you, don't have a sense of humor, or they just can't hang.

I had to resort to Jen Deletion because that bitch had no sense of humor.

by ArayKing October 29, 2011