deaf

Unable to hear, often use hearing aids and know/use Sign-Language.

My friend mike is deaf, I had to learn sign language so I could communicate with him.

by AndrewO'Brian April 19, 2006

nose-deaf

Inability to smell

What is that smell? Is something burning?

I don't smell anything. But then, I'm pretty much nose-deaf.

by keelacp December 30, 2008

Deaf man's delight

You're goin' down, and your'e munchin' on the bush. She clamps her legs around your ears so you can't hear anything.

I was eatin' my chick out when she closed her legs and gave me a deaf man's delight.

by Dynamite Boy December 17, 2008

Deadfix

Epitome of dope. The final statement made. Deadfix.

Noun; "Those kicks are deadfix." "If you had seen this ride, you'd know it was deadfix."

Verb; "These hustlers will deadfix you with the quickness." "Copywrite straight deadfixed Asher Roth." "We was out just deadfixin' last night."

Adjective; "Those some deadfix titties."

by iam2257 June 22, 2011

decaf espresso

An order so lame that when placed at a cafe or restaurant it leaves the server reliving memories of their lost virginity. An order of a decaf espresso is a drink so pointless that it is synonymous only with a hand job over the pants... those pants most likely being jeans.

"Dude, you ever had a decaf espresso?"
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."

or

"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."

by rudy noodles August 31, 2011

Accent deaf

The inability to understand anything spoken in an accent.

Melissa tried to hide the fact that she was accent deaf, but when Lee asked her "How are you doing?" and she replied "Yes!", her secret was out.

by jtrump May 5, 2011

deaf breath

When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.

Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.

by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013