Daveion

A sexy man who likes to snuggle. He's a bit goofy but always fun to be around. He will treat you like a princess if you deserve it but don't ever get on his bad side. He's awesome and smart and loved by all a dog lover but mostly dobermans and pits. He works hard and plays harder. He also loves music of all kinds

That daveion dude is awesome did you he DJs

Man he can do every Thing

by Marley 420 June 28, 2012

dave grohlasm

the heightened state of excitement or ecstasy experienced when watching or listening to Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.

Mel experienced multiple dave grohlasms when listening to the Foo Fighters new album.

by mdtx2 October 3, 2007

Dave

Dave is the ruler of all universes, dimensions, and realms. He isn’t A god, he is THE god. He is the epitome of life and the world as we know it. Anyone named Dave is a vessel for such greatness. One shall sacrifice their lives to the holyness and perfectness of the Dave. Dave represents all things beautiful and worthy of life. I tip my hat and salute to the god that megabits all things and all creatures. Thank you, dave. We all owe you our lives. Nothing can define your greatness.

Join the Dave revoloution. Be awakened.

“Daaaaaaaaaaaavvvvveee!!!”
“I love you daaaaaaaaavvvvvveee!!!”
“I cannot even comprehend your greatness daaaaaaavvvveee!!!”
-these are all examples of things you can say about Dave.
Don’t wait any longer.
Awaken.
Be smart.
Be Dave.

by A charpie February 7, 2019

davegrohlmeme

This is a cool Instagram account that coloured a Dave grohl picture and now it forever haunts me.

beware, davegrohlmeme is here

by Thatoddone August 29, 2021

Daveed Diggs

Hottest man on earth, is known as the fastest rapper on broadway

“Daveed Diggs is so hot in Hamilton”

by heynoyesno July 23, 2020

Papa Dave

A super hot guy with long grey hair and a bushy beard that is about 469 pounds. He will pick u up with his dank rusty old white van that has red spray paint saying free WiFi. If u ask, the WiFi password is ur being kidnapped.

Dude I wish papa Dave was here to satisfy muh

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 22, 2018

Disgusting Dave

When you don't shower, live in filth, and sometimes shit yourself while still maintaining a job and somehow can still encourage broken women to play with your diddle.

"Hey, what the fuck is up with that guy?"

"Oh, dont mind him, hes just living his life being a Disgusting Dave"

by Dorothy Valmont April 16, 2020