by Redos005 November 08, 2020
The moment when a guy collects semen and rubs it on a piece of toast, waits for it to get crusty, then serves it to his wife. After she’s done he smacks her in the face with a fish.
by Bad horneytoad June 02, 2019
An awesome sexy guy with a helluva personality willing to talk to anyone and everyone with a huge smile on his face! Not to mention..."Action Jackson" on the basketball court, hardcore balla!
by CDUB February 17, 2005
A creepypasta character who has suicidal thoughts and attempts to kill him self. Eventually he kills his whole family and half his town with a knife and some guns. He fakes his death and gets taken to the hospital but he comes back to life (because he faked his death) and kill some of the people in the hospital and burned the police station. To this day nobody has heard of "Suicidal Dante" but many deaths had occurred since which people are led to believe Dante is still out there.
He wears a red hoodie and black pants. He hides his knife in one of his pockets. Dante has black/brown hair and brown eyes.
He wears a red hoodie and black pants. He hides his knife in one of his pockets. Dante has black/brown hair and brown eyes.
Guy: I'm going to walk home today
Guy 2: Don't, Suicidal Dante can kill you! You know it's nighttime right?
Guy: Oh shit, I guess I should get a cab.
Guy 2: Don't, Suicidal Dante can kill you! You know it's nighttime right?
Guy: Oh shit, I guess I should get a cab.
by Creepypasta666 May 03, 2021
A famous Italian SIMP who saw some hoe, Beatrice, when she was 9 and became obsessed with her. Also, even after that bitch rejected his ass, he still wrote a bunch of gay fuckin books about her like she was so god damn special. Like chill Dante it’s just some pussy, smh. What a simp.
“Yo wanna read “The Divine Comedy” with me?”
“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”
“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”
by PoopDealer134 March 11, 2020
An unappreciative, self-entitled shitlord who will whine, cry, bitch, and moan until he gets what he wants. Mostly found on MMORPGS.
He wouldn't stop harassing me for help when I was clearly busy..He was acting like a real King Dante.
by sATANJERSEY June 05, 2016
Probably the most exciting return man in the Nation Football League today, I'm not saying the best, but the most exciting. He plays for the Kansas City Cheifs and plays slot.
by Evan Met March 04, 2006