by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017
Get the danish landminesmug. She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish
by Sherf Turlet December 28, 2005
Get the Cheese Danishmug. A lowlife bitch who self diagnoses and wears make up like a clown. Also makes up a bunch of lies for attention.
by McNairy Central April 22, 2020
Get the Shaylea Danishmug. When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Prune Danishmug. by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003
Get the Cheese Danishmug. by randytaylor May 20, 2009
Get the danish weekendmug. After placing a pinch of Copenhagen between your gum and cheek, you wipe your tobacco juice and spit covered fingers on the upper lip of your victim. This act is normally inflicted on people who complain how gross using smokeless tobacco is.
While you can complete this act using any brand of smokeless, it is recommended that Copenhagen is the one you use due to is pungent and often nauseating smell for the non-user.
While you can complete this act using any brand of smokeless, it is recommended that Copenhagen is the one you use due to is pungent and often nauseating smell for the non-user.
-Me- *Placing a well deserved chew in my lip*
-Co-Worker- Dude, chewing is so gross. Why don't you just quit?
-Me- Shut your face before I give you a Danish Sanchez.
-Co-Worker- Don't wipe that shit on my lip again, last time you did I could smell it for a week.
-Co-Worker- Dude, chewing is so gross. Why don't you just quit?
-Me- Shut your face before I give you a Danish Sanchez.
-Co-Worker- Don't wipe that shit on my lip again, last time you did I could smell it for a week.
by MrTits August 22, 2009
Get the Danish Sanchezmug.