don't Dallas that shit

To fuck up, fail, or other wise suck at life.

Hey man good luck on your test don't Dallas that shit tomorrow.

by Lam3Ducky February 1, 2019

episcopal school dallas

a school full of the rich kids who aren't smart enough to go to st. marks or hockaday.

she's stupid rich
she must go to episcopal school dallas

by litfamsocool1234 December 12, 2016

The Dalles

A small town in Oregon 80 miles east of Portland on the Columbia river. It snows in the winter and gets above 100 in the summer. Its very windy in The Dalles as well. The Dalles is also known for its many cherry orchards.

Basically, Lewis and Clark took a shit there and they decided to call it The Dalles. The Dalles is full of old people. There is nothing to do in The Dalles except for smoke pot, drink, and drive around in the middle of nowhere. Surprisingly there are a lot of fine ass bitches there, especially in the class of 2010. If you're in The Dalles and its not summer time, then you best get the fuck out of there.

Person 1 "Dude, we're in The Dalles. Wtf are we going to do?"
Person 2 "Well lets smoke pot and then go mob somewhere"
Person 1 "Alright, theres nothing else to do"
Person 2 "True story man"

by xRDFx March 2, 2011

dallas cowboys

Overrated team that always fails their fans

Man 1: How about them Dallas Cowboys? Man 2: What about them??? Man 1: They got Eagles player of the game thanks to their performance!

by camz88 December 15, 2013

Dallas Barbeque

When you have explosive diarrhea while wearing sweatpants and the shit settles by the elastic near your ankles.

Craig was out drinking all night and had a Dallas Barbeque on the subway.

by dallas cook August 10, 2009

episcopal school of dallas

E- everyone
S- st marks
D- denied

"hey did you get into st marks"
"nah they waitlisted me but its chill bc my dad donated a building to esd so im going there"
"wow gotta love the episcopal school of dallas"

by fuckshitup746 January 24, 2020

Dallastown

A place with emos and skateboarders on the sidewalks 24/7. Dallastown is really just Main St. Then, everything ends, and it's just houses or the high school. Dallastown is considered the "urban" area of the Dallastown school district, though this is considered a joke because this is Main St.: shitty houses, churches, and the disgusting Dallas Theatre with really cheap movie tickets. Apparently from what they indoctrinate into the kids at Dallastown, Lyndon Johnson spoke to a crowd on Main St. while he was president. He must not have realized this is a shit hole.

Example 1:

This town is so dallastown; it's all run down and shitty.

Example 2:

Friend 1: Jeez, my life sucks.
Friend 2: My life is way more dallastown than yours!

by dallastownsucks July 26, 2009