cum

something all women should swallow after sex, as a gesture of kindness.

Guy #1: Why don't more women swallow cum?
Guy #2: I...I don't know! It only lasts a few seconds for them. We men have to endure eating women out for much longer, and they ain't always fresh and dandy down there!
Guy #1: You think too much.
Woman: What are you guys talking about?
Guy #1: Nothing, ma'am. Here are your french fries.

by corcan June 17, 2006

cumming

to blast sum cum, lanch your children,lose your load,the penis volcano,the pulse of no return,the point of no return,to paint the bowl,to bob untill you throb,the anorexic cock an orgasm followed by a blast of white gold from your drill

i was masturbating all night i had 6 cummings!!

by I es god n00bs February 8, 2008

Cumming

A small wealthy city about 40 miles north of Atlanta that Forbes named the #2 place for (rich white) people. Despite the large variation in the population between such diverse groups as Baptists, Methodists, Presbyterians and Republicans, they all hold one thing in common: They refuse to acknowledge that their town's namesake is a synonym for blowing a huge load. They even dare outsiders to say something about it by opening stores such as BJ's Warehouse and Dick's right next to each other in the center of the city. But if you say anything, the local KKK will find you after nightfall. This could be a carefully orchestrated macrocosm of the punishment of temptation by the local religious community, but is more likely the natural process that occurs when fifty thousand morons are placed in a ten square mile area.

Righteous Steve: Hey, I just came back from Cumming!

Heathen Joe: How long did it take you?

Righteous Steve: I live a mile away, so it's close nearby.

Heathen Joe: That's a long way to go for a good time, pal.

Righteous Steve: Yes, I know. It's difficult to get to the annual food festival "The Taste Of Cumming" because you can't park, and it's very far away.

Heathen Joe: Do you really not hear what you're saying?

Righteous Steve: Why, yes I do. I enjoy Cumming, and so does my wife. We find Cumming to be a family friendly, Christian-rooted—

Heathen Joe: Excuse me while I cough into this tissue. *GHA-HAHA*

by fotografioj April 2, 2011

cum

Cum, a slang word for sperm, is the clear liquid that men squirt after they reach the peak of pleasure. It contains babies. It can destroy lives if not carefully used.

Oh my dear sweet god, I came in her before I pulled out. (shoot in face)

by Kool aid April 5, 2005

Cum

The white shit that comes out of your mans dick after he busts a nut all over your face

Girl: “Cum on my face daddy”
Boy: “ok baby”
Boy: *cums on her face*
Girl: “Fuck!” 😩

by Angeleena the THICC slut October 30, 2019

cum

1) Ejaculatory fluid (male)
2) Vaginal fluid (female)
3) The act of having an orgasm
4) A slang word used in instant messaging, chat rooms, e-mails, ect. that is used as a shortened version of the word "come".

1) "Susie, you have cum around your mouth."
2) "Joe, slurp up my cum."
3) "I'm cumming, baby!"
4) susie, wanna cum ova 2 my place?

by Keels October 6, 2005

cum

(v) The act of having an orgasm
(n) The liquid that comes out of a man's penis or woman's vagina during sexual encounters.

Kyle and Jessica were fooling around in her bed room and things got real hot, real fast. Kyle started moving his way down kissing every inch of Jessica's body. He reached her collar bone and she felt herself starting to get wet. She rubbed Kyle's body until she reached his jeans. She unbuttoned them and ripped them off. She flipped him over straddling his half naked body and ripped off her shirt exposing her glorious breasts unbound by a bra. "I want to fuck you so much Jess, let me fuck you harder than anyone ever has." Jessica gave him a naughty smile and shimmied down his body until her mouth reached his rock hard 8 inch cock. She licked his cock from head to base and then took it all in deepthroating until she could barely breathe. Kyle had never felt anything so good in his entire life. He could feel himself about to cum but held back and pushed Jessica off his dick. He pinned her down and shallow fucked her just to tease. "Come on baby, you said you wanted to fuck me, so do it! Fuck me hard! Stick it in me baby I can't stand it anymore!!!" Kyle rammed is cock in her and watched her chest bounce with every thrust. He rubbed her clit until she came all over. She screamed in pleasure and craved more. Hearing her scream for him made Kyle so hot and he let his massive load fill Jessica up. He pulled out and Jessica struck her fingers in her hot pussy and then to her mouth to taste his cum. She gave him head again and he exploded in her mouth. She swallowed every drop but had to have more. They started to fuck again but Kyle had to have some of Jessica. He licked and sucked on her clit and then tongue fucked her until she came. "Baby I need to have you inside me. I can't wait anymore!" Jessica's phone rang and it was her friend Mel. Mel heard how hot Jessica sounded and rushed right over. Mel joined in and Jessica ate her out. Kyle was in awe of what was going on and started to jack off. He came all over Mel's face and then fucked Jessica in the ass while she was still eating Mel out. Mel and Kyle came for Jessica at the same time and Jessica felt amazing. Mel and Jessica went down on Kyle and sucked him off at the same time. The three continued making each other cum all night until there was no more cum to go around. They fell asleep with Mel and Jessica in 69 and Kyle's dick in Mel's ass.

by cumfantasy June 22, 2009