sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

ap chemistry

Highschool ap course that is design to teach students the art and science of copying homewoek and lab report. Instructors of this course in torrey pines highschool are Coordt and Atkinson. Each year about hundred highschool students in TPHS adapt to the brutal learning environment of AP chemistry.

1. You smell like AP chemistry
2. The weather is really AP chemistry today.
3. DON'T TAKE AP CHEMISTRY. EVER!

by AP chem victim May 11, 2004

my chem

a shortend version that the band my chemical romanceuse to discribe themselves.

random interveiw guy:what are some of your new songs?

gerard way:well "my chem" are wrighting a new song at the moment.

by Joey black July 5, 2006

Deadhead Chemistry

Slang for LSD(acid), known from the Tool song "Rosetta Stoned" off the 10,000 Days album.

You want to do some deadhead chemistry tonight?

by Candyflipper420 December 19, 2006

chemical bondage

A sex act in which one partner impairs themself to the point of unconsciousness or semi-consciousness through the use of drugs or alcohol, after agreeing to allow the second partner to perform a sexual act(s) on them while they are in such a state. The other partner then performs said acts upon them while they are in an impaired state.

I got shit-faced drunk last night so Fred and me could try out chemical bondage.

by A Clever Title September 27, 2005

My chemical romance

My chemical romance is an amazing band. They have helped many people through their hardest times. My chemical romance's newest album is "danger days"(buy it) Gerard way is the lead singer (he is one sassy man) They are NOT EMO. So all you fags who continually say that, Just stop.

person 1: Hey have you herd Of My chemical romance?

Person 2: Yeah, people need to get lives and stop jacking on them

by YeahShutUp June 18, 2011

my chemical romance fan

A person who likes the music My Chemical Romance make.
Not a person who likes MCR because LyK G3R4Ld wAy iz 5o ttly HaWt!!!1oneoneshift1one!1

"Yeah MCR rock!" - My chemical romance fan
not
"OMGZ Gerard and Frank are so totally hot OMGZ!!111oneone - some teenie poser

by Michellex3 April 27, 2006