Lowry Crossing

A small Texas town in the Northern DFW metroplex known for it's abundant liquor stores, firework stands, helicopter pad, unregulated food stands, and lack of zoning laws. The poorly maintained roads and lack of street signs ensure passage through the city limits will be awkward for non-residents.

Dude 1: Hey man, I think my car is pulling to the left.

Dude 2: You don't remember hitting that massive pot hole last night on Bridgefarmer Road?

Dude 1: Oh yeah, I was wicked hammered and we wanted some fireworks and snow cones, so we went to liquor crossing.

Dude 2: You mean Lowry Crossing?

Dude 1: Yeah, I am still hungover.

by Nescobar Aloplop January 7, 2013

Crossing Jordan

Biblical metaphor of the ancient Hebrews crossing the Jordan River, commonly used in spiritual songs to represent death and passage to the afterlife.

I know that you are heavily wounded, but crossing Jordan is not an option!

by Roger Kint August 26, 2010

ass croissant

An ass so badley burned by the sun that it flakes like a croissant.

" I need to ware underware next time we go tanning to cover up my ass croissant"

"I didnt realize that she got ass croissants when she went tanning"

by Chelsea Reinisch August 3, 2008

Fag Croissant

To be douchely in nature.
Not only are they a fag, But they are also a french fag, thus making the fag more faggly.

Becky Woelks is quite the fag croissant.

by TEWHYLUH May 11, 2009

crossing borders

When you have a "friend" sleeping in bed with you and you are "crossing borders" by having sex, feeling eachother up, etc. you on one side, your "friend" on the other. then you cross borders, that the girlfriend sets up, and "do it". usually tiedown free.

Danny and Jade wanted a little fun, but Jade didn't want him crossing borders.... He did anyway, now she's knocked up.

by crossedoverbaby November 22, 2011

Croissant

A guy named Croix.

Croissant was really pissed that they charged him $2 dollars to get his sandwich chili rubbed.

by Doctor Mantis Toboggan, M.D April 30, 2021

dirty croissant

When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time

He asked what I wanted for breakfast to which I replied, "definitely not another dirty croissant"

by Mattallica February 27, 2017