Clenching

A neo-modern activity, involving the act of heterosexual men attending a homosexual nightclub with friends, traditionally for cheap drinks and the prospect of meeting an attractive woman with experimental tendencies. In doing this, the man often has to awkwardly reject the advances of drunk homosexual men, and hence 'clenching' their bumcheeks together.

Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."

"Hey, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm going clenching with some friends"

"Ha, good luck.."

by Leeroy von Clenchencheek September 27, 2012

Chooching

A nickname for the action of vaping.

“Izaiah! Are you chooching in your room right now?!”

by MoldingBin March 8, 2019

Crotching

A term used in lieu of masturbation.

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."

by R. Cahill May 3, 2008

crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

penis clenching

when one sees someone so un-sexually arousing that the tip of the penis literally clenches shut. One assumes this is a natural human reaction to even the slightest chance of sperm leaving the body and finding its way to an egg housed in the object of one's disgust, thus furthering the insult to mankind that is said person.

Guy 1: "dude, that look on your face, are you penis clenching?"
Guy 2: "Check out Nora the whale over by the concessions stand" (shocker)

by thebiggercat September 12, 2010

crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011

star crunching

It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.

Same as the definition of star crunching.

by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011