Cristian is the name of a Mexican person who can be a literal asshole at times but you still hang out with. He's pretty cool at times and doesn't give an shit in other times. He can be really annoying if you say one thing he'll stay on that topic for 2 hours and annoy you. He's usually shorter than 5'5 and wears glasses. It other than that Cristians are pretty damn cool.
Random friend: Hi Cristian how are you?
Cristian: I could be better...
(2 hours later)
Cristian: and that's why I'm depressed.
Cristian: I could be better...
(2 hours later)
Cristian: and that's why I'm depressed.
by Book_Writter7374 March 20, 2020
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Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class player. He has unbelievable talent when he's behind the ball.
Many England fans dislike him as they believe he 'lost them the world cup'. I think it is pathetic that they still hold this grudge as Wayne Rooney was over it ages ago.
Others dislike him because they think he 'dives', he HAS dived before in his life, as nearly every player has, but football is not about who dives or who doesn't.
You think he 'dives all the time'? You certainly haven't watched him play recently then have you? He runs with such a fast pace that even the slightest contact could cause him to fall. And don't you think the referee would have him sent off if he 'dived' whenever he had the ball?
Many England fans dislike him as they believe he 'lost them the world cup'. I think it is pathetic that they still hold this grudge as Wayne Rooney was over it ages ago.
Others dislike him because they think he 'dives', he HAS dived before in his life, as nearly every player has, but football is not about who dives or who doesn't.
You think he 'dives all the time'? You certainly haven't watched him play recently then have you? He runs with such a fast pace that even the slightest contact could cause him to fall. And don't you think the referee would have him sent off if he 'dived' whenever he had the ball?
Tom: Cristiano Ronaldo is definately one of the world's best players.
James: Ronaldo? He fucking dives all the time.
Tom: Your mother dives, for cock.
James: Ronaldo? He fucking dives all the time.
Tom: Your mother dives, for cock.
by faizah December 1, 2007
Get the Cristiano Ronaldo mug.A world class football player of Portuguese nationality. Lead his team to victory in 2016 Euro cup. A skilled dribbler with accurate shooting , he has an unending appetite for goals. The most hardworking football player the planet has ever produced. He owns everything to his hardwork.
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Get the Cristian mug.a portugese football palyer (soccer) who plays for manchester united wanted to move to a team in spain but coudlnt because of his contract with united. has a girl freind merche romeo. 21 yrs old. was in the euro cup hosted by portugal got 2and place lost to greece. also attended teh fifa world cup germnay 2006 were the team only got 4th place. he scored 2 goals in teh world cup one in the iran vs. poerugal on a penatly kick./ other in a england vs. portugal were the game went into penatly kicks and he scored teh winning goal.
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Get the cristiano ronaldo mug.Those who "hate" Cristiano Ronaldo so much they will obsess about "hating" him. They will notice anything he does and criticize him in every aspect, then complain about his fame, when they are the ones that make him famous in the first place.
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