la creme modeling

Short for crème de la crème. Also the name of the modeling agency that put the lead girl in Jersey Shore NJ.

THIS is the actual phrase defined by: top of the line, best of the best, above all; highest quality

Rolex is the la creme modeling of watches

by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020

creme egg spoon

(n).when an inexperience males love truncheon unexpectedly explodes in his pants whilst in the spoon position.

rich - oh no not again!!!

girl (or boy) - whats happened?

Rich - i have just creme egg spooned in my pants.

by mr spoon1 November 2, 2012

Peanut Butter Creme

The act of peanut butter creaming yourself aka shitting and jizzing in your pants at the same time.

I ate some peanut butter creme oreo's and peanut butter creamed myself.

by Oreos4Life June 12, 2009

Yorkshire Creme Egg

A roasted pigeon filled with semen

Josh: im so hungry right now
Ed: I've just finished making a Yorkshire creme egg if you want it

by 25567 November 22, 2017

Boston Creme Pie

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, then proceeds to eat her out.

Alex: Hey dude, want a Boston Creme Pie.
Brian: Sure, dude.
Alex: Go ahead I just finished banging Ashley.

by Akira Moon February 19, 2009

Boston Creme Roll

When a man shoots his load into the roll of an overweight woman.

Oh man, I gave that fat chick a boston creme roll last night!

by Mitch July 20, 2004

cadbury creme egg

Is a sexual act requiring two people. one cock and one anus. the anus needs to be on the verge of taking a shit. The one with the cock then spits a thick mucus filled loogie onto the anus and pushes it in with their cock, then rapidly ejaculating. The anus party then pushes out the now enveloped loogie/ semen mixture, which is presumably completely encased in shit. This shit egg can then be hidden in the yard by someone in an easter bunny suit.

The night before easter I gave my girlfriend a cadbury creme egg, I then grabbed it and hid it along with other dyed eggs and candy. unfortunately her niece found it and put it in her easter basket.

by lovesbjs October 21, 2010