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Singular Creationist

A gamer who specializes in a certain class or race and will only digress from his specialization in the event of a missing healer or over abundance of said specialization.
Dave: Okay everybody, make your characters.

Tony: I'll be the fighter.

Dave: Tony you singular creationist, play as a mage for once, douche.
by Lee A-Dizzle August 10, 2007
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creation loving bastard

someone who loves to go clubbing, get drunk on alkopops and get off with any drunken heifer stupid enough to be up for it.
that selfo's a right creation loving bastard
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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creation stalk

When you stalk someone to the creation of their Facebook/Twitter, i.e., you keep clicking "Older Posts" until you have read it all.
Sarah had such a crush on Liam, she creation stalked his Facebook.
by allthatreallymatters January 22, 2011
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Atlas of Creation

Harun Yahya's most famous work and the biggest load of bull shit ever laid to paper. The first of three volumes of this book is devoted entirely to claims of the fossil record denouncing evolution due to the lack of transitional forms between species. Yahya's understanding of evolutionary genetics is clearly lacking because he believes a transitional form requires incomplete organs and a freakish hybrid of the body types of two species. This would not be the case as the difference in genetic code between the simplest microbial life form and a human is only approximately 40%. Between humans and chimpanzees, potentially less than 3%. When one takes into consideration that the majority of DNA(more than 50%) doesn't code for anything and is essentially junk and that the 3% difference occurs in less than half of the genome, it is easily conceivable that there was a creature with approximately 1.5% difference in genetic code between humans and chimps with fully formed organs and a conventional body, and that, by some subtle mutation in a few individuals passed on over time, could have given rise to both species, Homo sapiens and Pan troglodytes(chimps). (continued in example)
One point down, another of Yahya's favorite points seems to be that a species doesn't change significantly in it's existence. A problem arises when one examines the examples Yahya provides. He shows a fossilized dragonfly and says it is no different than a modern dragonfly. He fails to provide a scale, misleading the eye with photos shown as the same size. In reality, the prehistoric dragonfly he shows is multiple times larger than it's modern counterpart and both belong to different species. Finally, Yahya likes to point out that Darwin himself acknowledged holes in his theory of evolution. Of course Darwin did, he created the theory before the study of genetics came into existence so he had no way of understanding the lack of transitional forms in the fossil record or any of the other problems with his theory. That is why theories evolve and modern science provides to strengthen his theory. And one last closing note to the idiots(using the true definition meaning those with an IQ lower than 25) who support the Atlas of Creation, the word theory in science has a drastically different meaning than what many use it to mean colloquially. A scientific theory is the closest a scientist can come to solid fact while acknowledging the potential for new understanding to change our outlook on reality.
by SamForScience September 30, 2011
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inhuman creation station

MTV... a place where bullshit is manufactured.
"Oh, man... did you see that new funk indie pop wave metal rock band? They're pretty punk..."
by marty longfellow workman September 8, 2003
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Cremation

An odd behavior shared only by psychotic apes (a.k.a, Homo Sapien Sapien) in which they literally burn a fellow psychotic ape's body literally to ashes. The ashes are either spilled outside somewhere, thus making the whole process pointless, or left in a disgusting unsanitary jar inside the dwelling of a psychotic ape.
Bob: What do you wish they do with your body when you die?

Tom: I want them to burn my body beyond recognition, and spread the resulting ashes in my next-door neighbor's backyard. They call it "cremation"

Bob: Why in the hell would you do that?

Tom: I don't know, but alot of people are doing it, so I'm following!
by Poid June 17, 2007
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Creamcation

A vacation where all you do is have real real good sex.

Or a vacation where your panties are wet the entire time.
I had the best creamcation, my vagina still hurts.
by Rainbobabe December 11, 2011
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