crap nap

When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.

Where's Charlie?

He was out all night so I think he's in the handicapped stall having a crap nap.

by kb69 January 8, 2004

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Wanker's Cramp

The Most Deadly of British Diseases

Marik- Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.

by J-T-G March 21, 2009

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Period cramps

The pain caused by the contractions the uterus undergoes during the menstrual period.

Males- while you may get unexplained erections on occasion, it is not comparable to period cramps. Period cramps are an experience (that often feels like death itself) that many women suffer through for several days each month.
Keep this in mind for future endeavors.

While undergoing period cramps, Susan was unable to move from her bed because the pain she felt was debilitating.

by Mistlebone March 1, 2017

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wank cramp

Brought on by too much activity below the belt line! Results in a dull pain in the area of the gouche.

Man, i knocked out tuns last nite and now i ave got wank cramp! dude it went bloody every where!

by Tink September 14, 2003

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Air crap

Air crap, |e(ə)r krap| vulgar slang
noun
flatulence; the gas produced by the stomach or intestines.

verb
to produce flatulence.

Gerrick: "Thbpbpbpt"
Anne: "Aww god, you're always air crapping all over me!"
Gerrick: "Thbpt, sorry I can't help it"
Anne: "God, you could hold it."
Gerrick: " I WAS hold(thbpt)ing it."
Anne: "There's something WRONG with you! You air crap more than anyone I know."

by WindPower! December 21, 2009

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