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wheres the chapstick

a youtube where an obnoxious fat lady cant find her chapstick
by megs101010 December 10, 2009
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That's Craptastic!

see crap or craptastic

1) used to genuinely show that you don't care about someones story

2) used to quickly change conversation topic when you desperately need to tell someone something

also; Craptastical, Craponderful, or Crapawsome.
1)

Raquel:...sooo... it was... sooooooo boring at my aunts. I mean, like... soooooo boring...

Morgan: Yea, That's Craptastic!, Raquel.... bye.




2)

Jordane: hey Tay-Taaay! watsup? iamsoooo happy cuz...

Taylor: That's Craptastic!... don't call me Tay-Tay.
by spyder gurl October 18, 2008
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chaptastic

When lips get soooo dry their perfect,

otherwise known as Desert Milk
After kissing a Wookie my lips got so chaptastic!
by Rastifer Chichel February 23, 2009
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CRAPTASTIC

Same as:

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C.

Anagram for:

Commie Rat-bastard Asshat Pinko
Totalitarian Anti-American Socialist Tyrannical Ignorant Cretin... See More

Used to describe political progressives
The C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C.s will use whatever tactic they can come up with to silence dissent and stifle free speech, including, but not limited to, calling concerned citizens a sexually explicit derogatory term (teabagger) in an effort to embarrass, discredit, and shut them down.
MSNBC is a CRAPTASTIC cable channel.
by peg_c May 5, 2010
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Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.
Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011
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Craptastic

Lame Boring Useless Inane

Craptastic is the bastard child of the word Crappy and Fantastic. Generally meaning something that was either supposed to be good or nice, has become something horrid or disgusting.

Also known to define something as mind numbingly boring/lame.
"Wow, this cake looked good in the catalog but it's taste is craptastic!"

"This new video game I bought got so much I hype that I was anxious to play it but now that I have it's simply craptastic."
by OkiMar August 19, 2008
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chapstick

A type of girl who is more concerned with the state of the color on her lips than with what is going on around her. Typically can be seen drawing little hearts on desks, or in a group, applying sparkles to their skin.
Man I hate those chapstick girls, frickin' squirrels they are!
by Michelle Burnette June 16, 2003
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