super cougar maxi

- a 'much, much' older woman hunting for a younger man.

Usualy has had some work done on the carcass and a bit of maintenance on the mug.

- see super cougar and add 10 years

Sifty left the club with what he thought was a super cougar but awoke to find her teeth in a jar beside the bed. She was much much older therefore a super cougar maxi!

by Café Pacific September 4, 2007

Cougar Meat

Any young man being preyed upon by an older, more experienced woman.

"Are you sure your son's safe moving to LA? You know he's prime Cougar Meat".

by kellyonkauai December 26, 2009

Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

by cougargeiger May 13, 2005

Cougar

Something that isn't in missions.

"There aren't cougars in missions! I heard it but there aren't cougars in missions! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE! NEVER BEFORE, IN MY 8000 HOURS of speedrunning this game, have I seen an animal kill someone in a mission before! THIS IS ACTUALLY MILLIONS TO ONE!"

by TotallyDarkViperAU November 2, 2021

kid cougar

Person who asks for advice, gets it then questions it. A person who brags about the performance of his car which is a combination of old used car, miscellaneous junk yard bits, generally out of date. Also will challenge anyone to a fight if they dis his car or reputation

Your car is not all that, don't be such a kid cougar.

by mistergrouch October 15, 2011

cougar equation

a means in which to determine a true cougar. one must take her age, divide by two, add seven.

to be a "true cougar" a forty year-old woman would have to date a male 27 years old (or younger). by doing the cougar equation we take her age (40), divide by two (20, and add seven (27).

by awesome laurel April 15, 2008

urban cougar

A sophisticated species of female who seeks the pleasure of younger males. She avoids the entanglements of a "relationship," in favor of the freedom of the hunt.

Always one for adventure, the urban cougar knows what she wants and isn't afraid to get it.

by Kn1ghtmare July 26, 2005